Cameron heard the word "@ss" on the radio and asked what it meant. I explained that is is not a nice word for you rear end. I am dropping him off at the gym and he says loudly "Hey Mom!" "Yes?" "Nice @ss!"
Grace to a blonde haired, blue eyed friend at school "Where in China you come from??"
Grace to me when I was leaving school "Mommy, I need to kiss you goodbye on your breast!"